This visit had me worried. I had basal cell and squamous cell cancers cut off my nose back in 2009, so I pay attention to my skin. Several weeks ago, I noticed a red spot on my nose, a black spot on my neck and a mole on my arm seemed to have darkened.
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|black spot on neck|
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Since my regular appointment was soon, I waited. I was led into an exam room, given the obligatory "one size fits none" paper gown and told to undress. (Why is it always so cold in Doctor's offices?) Dr L came in with a huge orthopedic boot on her foot. I asked what happened. She said "I broke 3 toes and am not saying how", then laughed. Dr L has a great sense of humor, she likes to joke around and, why not? We're sitting there naked in flimsy paper gowns, so she has a captive audience!
She asked about my Parkinson's and I told her my story about her (All the skinny on this Parkie) was a fave of my readers and she said " Oh my, WHAT did you say about me?" and laughed again. We made small talk as she scanned every inch of me, paying particular attention to my nose.
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I asked, meekly, about the "spots". She said the one on my nose was vascular (probably blowing your nose too much from allergies), she said the one on my arm was just "your skin getting old and sun damage" and she called the one on my neck a keratosis or barnacle.
She said everything was fine, she'd see me in 6 months and disappeared. I got dressed and found myself singing "Barnacle Bill the Sailor Man" the rest of the day! I was a very Happy Parkie, even though she said I was old and had barnacles like an old ship! But my nose was spared the scalpel once again. Whew!
PS Mention of melanoma risk is in the fine print of Stalevo, Sinemet, Requip and Mirapex. All of which I have taken during my treatment of Parkinson's.
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