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Most of you know, by now, that I like to write song parodies (read I Re-write the Songs ) so, of course, I wrote a song about my foot cramps. It's called The Bendy Toe Blues and clicking on the > below will play it for you. Enjoy!
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I love your Site, and you have a wonderful sense of humour. Just listened to your Bendy Toes song and i agree velcro on shoes isn't sexy! I have PD too and miss wearing high heeled shoes. Your blog is great - keep up the writing. Wishing you well, Elaine
ReplyDeleteI get the bendy toe blues when I'm usually out working, very frustrating having to stop because my right toes think they are ballet toes. love your song's x
ReplyDeleteJR
My pal Bev Mittan Ribaudo sings for us all! She is my hero and a true warrior!
ReplyDeleteMarc
Mine goes in instead of out. I have an AFO for that. I love the lighthearted way you write, the articles always make me smile
ReplyDeleteJasmine
I have Parkinson's and Epilepsy. The medication for the seizures, Tegratol, completely eliminates all the muscle cramping---works like a charm.
ReplyDeleteI used to get them as well but not anymore. I take about 6 oz of tonic water before bed. Works very well. Bob
ReplyDeleteIt's the quinine in the tonic water. High fructose corn syrup though so get the diet. A friend made me my first vodka tonic last month. Of course don't that one regularly! Lol!
ReplyDeleteBev I loooove your sense of humor! Thank you for being there. You've made a huge impact on my attitude! Hugs to you and wonderful husband! Barb
High heels vs Velcro sneakers - I laughed so hard that my coffee came out of my nose! Thanks for the laugh this morning. :) Katherine
ReplyDeleteYes Bev, thanks for laugh. My foot cramps usually happen in bed so I have to get up and stretch. I guess that's good but wakes me up and don't get them while walking. Jon
ReplyDeleteInteresting, I was wondering why I get the foot cramp on my good side. This is the first time I have read a possible explanation. Very cute song!!! My foot cramp is only minor for now. When I wake up I feel those muscles pulling but they have not taken over yet. Something to look forward to, lol!
ReplyDeleteYuma Bev, Thank you for another creative soon to be classic song. A friend of mine who had severe foot cramping got botox treatment and it worked well for her. I find when the foot cramps come a
ReplyDeletecalling I can help it some by bending the toes back against the floor or dresser. Keep writing songs I love your sense of humor. Alex big fan in NY
I started getting toe cramps way before I got dx and on meds. The meds helped some, but I still get them. It's so painful. My face contorts and if I'm around people they don't understand what's going on. I don't understand either. Just another day in the neighborhood!
ReplyDeleteGeorgette
I don't get foot cramps, but have a real problem with my baby toe touching the one next to it. I have to keep them separated. Don't know why, I just have this weird compulsion.
ReplyDeleteJanet
Excellent Bev! I love the song. I am glad your cramps aren't that painful, mine sure are. Almost enough to bring a tear to my eyes. Look forward to reading and hearing more from you.
ReplyDeleteTim
When I get the cramps I walk backwards
ReplyDeleteChris
You crack me up! Veronica
ReplyDeleteI wear tight shoes whenever I get dystonia in me feet.... dystonia is by far my worst Parkinson's symptom.... very painful and your immobilised until meds kick in ... which can take hours sometimes
ReplyDeleteKieran
Know exactly how ya feel Bev, does make this grown man wanna cry at times. Kev
ReplyDeleteI had that for years and didn't know why until after my diagnosis. Hurts to even think about it!
ReplyDeleteVeronica
Rub your feet and hands with hemp lotion....it works on my husband (he has pd)
ReplyDeleteKaran
I hate these! I get them in my calves, shins and feet all of the time. A nurse told me to lean against a wall and step down on the ball of my foot (like a ballerina pose) and slowly press down. If that doesn't work, roll up a towel and put it under the arch of the foot and slowly press down. Both really work well for me. My new ones are my hands cramping up. Don't know how to fix that. I just have to wait it out.
ReplyDeleteClara
I it so great that you can be funny. Love the song:)
ReplyDeleteHi Bev,
ReplyDeleteSo glad I found this blog, made me laugh, which helped me feel better but the way you describe your foot problems is so similar to my own. Thank you for sharing in your own inimitable way.
Chris